WHY I HATE VISITING RICH PEOPLE!

Question: "What would you like to drink ... fruit juice, soda, tea,

Milo, chocolate, or coffee?" >

Answer: "Tea please"
Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea or

green tea?"
Answer: "Ceylon tea please"
Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?"
Answer: "White please"
Question: "Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?"
Answer: "Milk please"
Question: "Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?"

Answer: "Cow milk please."
Question: "Milk from Freeze land or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer : " Afrikaner cow please."
Question: "Warm or cold?"
Answer: "Warm please."
Question: "Full cream, low fat or fat free?"
Answer: "Umm. I'll rather take it black please."
Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Answer: "With sugar please."
Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar please."

Question: "White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Just forget about the tea. I'll have a glass of water instead

please."
Question: "Mineral or still water?"
Answer: "Mineral water please."
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored?"

Answer: "Hey futsek man! Just get me water from the river.. I don't

wanna know which river, and stop asking me too many questions..!