/* TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Project:Longhorn( TM) SP1 Estimated release date:2008 */ #include "win95.h" #include "win98.h" #include "leopard.h"
char chew_up_some_ ram[10000000] ;
void main () { while (!CRASHED) {
if (first_time_ install) { make_10_gigabyte_ swapfile( ); do_nothing_loop( ); search_and_destroy( FIREFOX | OPENOFFICEORG | ANYTHING_GOOGLE) ; hang_system( ); }
if (still_not_crashed) { basically_run_ windows_xp( ); do_nothing_loop( ); } }
if (!DX10GPU()) { set_graphics( aero, very_slow); set_mouse(reaction, sometimes); }
// printf("Welcome to Windows 2000″); // printf("Welcome to Windows XP"); printf("Welcome to Windows Vista");
while (something) { sleep(10); get_user_input( ); sleep(10); act_on_user_ input(); sleep(10); flicker_led_ promisingly( hard_disk) ; }
creat_general_ protection_ fault(); } Let's repair //source : http://hehe2. net/thedarkside/ microsoft/ windows-vista- code-revealed
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